P.S. I can't hear my feet
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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