do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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