Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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