The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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