u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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