How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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