i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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