Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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