We won't sleep together?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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