And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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