Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Randomize
