Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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