West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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