HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
17 year olds will be the death of me.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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