What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I faked an abortion last night.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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