You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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