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That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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