Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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