Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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