there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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