no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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