Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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