Your tits are I can't wait for
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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