i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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