Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Do vagina's smell?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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