let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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