No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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