i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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