problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
then he tried to convert me to islam
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The Olympian is in my bed
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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