is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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