Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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