just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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