Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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