i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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