you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
