How'd it feel making her break her religion?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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