Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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