That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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