Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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