Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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