Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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