im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
