those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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