i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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