I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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