waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My ass is underappreciated
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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