Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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