If i could tip my vagina, i would.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Your penis caused this!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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