I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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