Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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