What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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