Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i just had sex bonerless
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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