I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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