so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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